Environmental Damnation Finalised
Yep, the French Energy company EDF (Engulfing Death in Flames) which is basically FANTASTIC (Ending Deemed Fantastic) has agreed to help us with our nuclear industry, which we are unfortunately incapable of running ourselves since the Conservatives total annihilation of engineering and all associated socially necessary training and education schemes (AND THEY SAY THEY’RE WORTH VOTING FOR? NO!!!!!!)
The basic fact is that the Conservatives wasted all the oil in the North Sea and destroyed other areas of energy supply in the UK in order to crush working people here, the Welsh (yeh I know but they deserve it) and the Scottish National Parrrrrrty (Ha got yer own back now brothers in arms - well parliament) and support Apartheid South Africa and the suppression of all darker complexions. As well as destroying our formerly close relationship with Russia, then the USSR, in order to kowtow to the Americans under Ronald Reagan (the mentally unstable former bad B actor NOT Ronald MacDonald, although they are similar in many ways)(we used to get 2 movies at the pictures when they were still called films and Ronald Reagan was in the first one).
Anyway the upshot is that because of the Conservatives (WHO MUST NEVER BE ALLOWED BACK IN POWER WHAT ARE YOU MAD?!) the UK has no energy supplies and Russia is taking the piss, so we have to either develop economical sustainable energy supply systems, which would be more or less free, or beg the French formerly nationalised energy company to take over our nation.
In the face of profit, success and autonomy for all eternity, the Government has obviously chosen the latter, because it has friends who are involved in the company and the sustainable people are long haired bicycle riding hippies.
The good news is, EDF (Everso enDearingly Friendly) are a FANTASTIC company with a GREAT safety record and many many decades of experience behind them, as France has been energy-independent for ages. So it’ll be fine then.
Especially as everyone in the UK who hopes to work in these lucrative power stations has studied French to a high level in school, as the French engineers have done English and German. Otherwise your job prospects may be a bit limited English guys.
Get to that evening class now, and ensure your local school is teaching your children European languages, whether they like it or not, because this will continue. ESPECIALLY IF THE TORIES GET IN WHEN ALL REMAINING INDUSTRIES WILL BE DESTROYED.
Tags: competition for jobs, Conservatives, EDF takeover, elections UK, French takeover, industry, jill, language lessons in schools, nuclear power, Thatcher, the 1980s, UK energyRelated posts
Tags: competition for jobs, Conservatives, EDF takeover, elections UK, French takeover, industry, language lessons in schools, nuclear power, Thatcher, the 1980s, UK energy
