Americans trust my dog more than McCain to run the economy
In a recent poll of at least one American, Obama finally crept ahead with a 9 point lead. Incredibly, following the complete melt-down of everything Americans have ever believed in and the adoption of the Communist economical model by George Bush, Obama STILL was until now on equal pegging with the crazyman McCain and his evil shadow, ‘Nutter’ Palin. This can only be explained by the current preference for cartoon characters over real people in the American Hinterland.
The difference between this poll and previous ones is that the pollsters explained to punters that the McCain team are not actually those freebie model things you get with a Big Mac Meal. While Americans had been happy to choose little plastic toys over Obama until recently, the main swing has gone to my dog, George.
George loves people, and can be completely trusted with any kind of economical system, as long as he has regular walks and ‘Wagg’ dogfood in his bowl. He holds childcare in high priority, and holds credence with the protection of property, barking at intruders. His coat ensures that he is ‘Warm in the winter, cool in summer’, which has been judged to be the best system for economies needing stability, and known in Blairist terms as ‘The Middle Way’, not to be confused with ‘The Canal Path’.
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